Fire Fighter Jokes

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2 Jul, 2022

This was our favorite one yet. They carry their own hose and can stomp out fires.

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What do you say when a firefighter loses his job.

. There was a rookie a captain and a chief. Best Fire Jokes Giphy. Heres our take on funny firefighter jokes.

They were named José and HoseB. You might want to try to get a fire joke here and there. How can one tell that there is a firefighter at a party.

Your love gives me heartburn. Deputy Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm. What did he name them.

He selects a girl pays her 200 up front and he gets undressed. Mr Graham sir White Hart Lane is on fire The cups man. Hes searching the building but the smoke gets too heavy so he runs outside looking for her.

Duck Jokes Did you hear about the fire crackers 3rd of July party It was a BANG. His career went up in smoke. Firefighter Joke 1 The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.

They were named José and HoseB. They always save the foundation. The police book them for arson.

What word begins with the letter F and ends in UCK. It was a disco inferno. Chief Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God.

The most extinguished person. What award will you give to a firefighter. She runs out of the room with his 200 still in her hand.

What did he name them. FireFighter Jokes How Do You Rank. Why dont Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning.

Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes How was the at the Fourth of July picnic The hot dogs were bad but the brats were the wurst. He will himself tell you about it. It was my best friends birthday so I got him a fire extinguisher.

So they have something to do in the afternoon. Best Fire Puns Giphy I have a burning question. Searched online for something to light a fire.

How do you know theres a firefighter at your party. Youre a hunka burnin love. Who rides a horse to every fire call.

Which English king invented the fireplace. The firefighter says you were there how did this whole thing get started The Irishman responds I dont know it was burning when I walked in Donald Trump is like a marshmallow. What were the two sons of the Spanish firemen named.

More Jokes Continue Below Q. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. The Best Firefighter Jokes for Kids Q.

Save the cups cries George. Firefighter JOKES Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. Why was it taking so long for the fire fighters to get to the strawberry farm.

What is the one thing that firefighters save during a fire. After loosing a couple of hands the rookie threw down his cards and said that does it. Hes easy to roast a little orange on top catches fire easily and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.

Hosea and Hoseb Q. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene. One to change the bulb and 3 to chop a hole in the roof.

Nothing can extinguish my love for you. Then you say This is a really de-lightful evening. Firefighter JOKES random A man calls the fire department and says Yes I have just had my front yard landscaped I have a nice new flower bed a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden Very nice the firefighter says but.

You set my heart on fire. What happens if a firefighter throws too many housewarming parties. It said no matches found.

What is the one thing that firefighters save during a fire. Youre my perfect match. Noah good joke about fireworks.

Shes about to take off her sheer blue negligee when the fire alarms rings. A fireman had two sons. What were the two sons of the Spanish firemen named.

They always save the foundation. Hosea and Hoseb My Dad used to say always fight fire with fire which is probably why he is no longer a firefighter. They both need oxygen to survive.

Uh the fire hasnt spread to the canteen yet sir Firefighter Joke 2. We really enjoyed creating this list of funny fire puns and were a bit shocked by how many good ones are out there. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her.

How are people like fires. A Mexican fireman had two sons. How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb.

4th of July Jokes for Kids What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks A firequacker. How can one tell that there is a firefighter at a party. There was a traffic JAM.

The weather was misrable and they hadnt seen any deer all day. As normal dont expect any originality or hilarity Bought a friend a fire extinguisher. He was absolutely de-lighted.

He will himself tell you about it. Someone threw my 70s records on the fire.

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